I'M BACK MOTHERFUCKERS

Hello all! I have returned after a long absence to let you know about my life and also because like every other white person, I feel that my life is important and that for some reason others will want to read about it. This is probably completely false, but I'm feeling self-indulgent right now. So here goes, for me, and for Gabs, Kali, Liz, Haleigh and that random guy who likes to criticize me. I want to know what you do with your life by the way, read 19 year olds blogs (which are rather lengthy I might add) and talk to yourself about how stupid they are? Do you go jack off after that? Maybe play WOW? I can't imagine how you've been holding up without my postings. Hopefully you've found another useless hobby like twitter or something..but I digress-

My life. Now.

Reasons To Be Happy

1. Cinnabon scented candles

2. Feather pens

3. Catching up with old friends

4. And making new ones

So where do I begin? My last post was around last New Years...so we'll do a quick recap. I manage a shoe store for about 36 hours out of the week, I'm in training right now at a coffee stand so I can work even more and I still do shows. Right now I'm in a production of Peter Pan in Tacoma. I live by myself in a studio apartment downtown. It's actually a renovated old hotel and it's as charming as they come. The whole building always smells like pot, but I don't mind-I love the tenants and I love my landlord. Where a normal human being would place a TV I put racks of clothing and shelves of shoes...because I'm psychotic and find looking at those things entertaining. I go back to school next quarter because they fucked up my scholarship and it makes me really angry...so I don't ever talk about it. I will only be in Olympia until my lease is up in June. Then I move away-still don't know where yet. Anywhere but here. I had surgery on my nose because I couldn't breathe out of one side. My mom finally went back to rehab...but it didn't do much. I directed a kids show with 20 7 year olds. I can say the words "the usual" in at least 4 different restaurants and they will know what to bring me. I still believe that every person around me is worth getting to know. I've been meeting what seems to be a million new and interesting people and it's fantastic. I weirdly made-out with an old friend earlier this year and I usually just pretend it didn't happen because it's awkward. I've dated one guy since Isaiah, it was all too recent and it was an awful experience that I wish I hadn't had. I'm jaded as hell and I don't plan on dating till I'm at least 50.

Word of dating advice: Always google him. It's sounds retarded and I've never been the girl who snoops around but thank god my friend is that kind or else I never would've known about a certain someone's twitter account. How do you live with the fact that you "tweet" shit? That's too gay for me to say and I'm a girl. I'm pretty sure that you don't have any balls...actually I'm completely sure considering the fact that you broke everything off in a text message. More details on this clusterfuck of a relationship later. In the meantime I'll talk about today. Today Andra and I went to the pumpkin patch, I went to work dressed as an eggplant, and then I went to a party dressed as a lion with a giant headdress. All in all a pretty rad day. I enjoyed it.

Never been happier:)

And I'm not even being sarcastic...it's a good thing I dodged that crazy bullet early. And it's a good thing that I'm back to bloggin'.

I'm back motherfuckers...and that is a reason to be happy if I've ever heard one.

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Reasons To Be Happy #41

1. Bad Lifetime movie acting

2. Making lists

3. Gay marriage

4. The city

5. Kittens

6. Smiling

7. Donuts

8. Microfiber blankets

9. Reminiscing

10. Drunk pop stars

Right now I am watching a lovely little Lifetime Movie (check out that alliteration) that I think is called Contained. So far it seems to be a little gem all about a woman who has been fired from her architecture job for being "super stressed out" and relocated to the suburbs, where she meets her crazy next door neighbors who kidnap people and keep them in their basement..The acting of course is remarkably terrible as is the story itself. This woman literally bre

aks into the creepy neighbors house about 10 times...she is just searching for shenanigans! Anyhow! Work has calmed down A LOT lately, so my hours are beginning to suck again. I'm looking for another job, preferably one that will bring in some tips. I've been working on the 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee (when I'm not petting kittens, reading, and watching the food network of course) and it has been wonderful! But difficult...much of the show is done interacting with audience volunteers..like manhandling them into dancing and whatnot and it's HARD! I was not offbook today-and I was supposed to be. I really don't have an excuse except the fact that I can't spell so I needed to read the spellings...yikes. We are doing this whole marketing thing where Chuck releases 3 teaser videos from rehearsal a week...and he filmed today. I look so confused and stupid in every shot I'm sure...that's going to be royally embarrassing when it goes viral. Cupcake Wars is now on and it is so amazing. Avocado frosting? I wish that I could be that creative. Speaking of food! I decided that I was going to try and change my diet in order to get rid of my eczema ( just because all I do is drink coffee and redbull all day and I doubt that's nutritious) So I did some research and I am not supposed to eating any dairy at all, or processed soy products, no yeast products, no meat (save for fish, fatty acids)...this is going to be difficult...I mean just to partially cut out any of those things is going to be a big big challenge. I LOVE bread. My diet is basically supposed to follow the same guidelines as the products I put on my skin do: Minimal ingredients, nothing processed...I'm not even going to try and start until after I go grocery shopping though. That would not be

possible. I'm also supposed to eat a lot of veggies everyday and I hateeeeeeee vegetables. Oh and no coffee...but we all know that's not happening. Not even an option. I will cut out all food before I will cut out my starbucks. And that folks is reason number 8753453 that I will never reproduce:) So...new subject..haha:) I was listening to that Michael Buble song, Just Haven't Met You Yet, and I just became so happy! I wasted so much time thinking about the past...my breakup was the best thing that ever happened to me. If it weren't for my breakup I would not be the person I am today. Now when I think about the past I realize that if I wanted so badly to be with the wrong person, imagine how wonderful it's going to be when I meet the right one. Today Andra and I drove to Seatac and dropped off her mom...then we got Krispy Kremes. I'm a fatass. I think Eddie and I are going to head to Bellingham (or "Bham" as all of the hip kids call it...) on wednesday to see our Emily and Tia. Troy talked to me about being in Fame later this year...busy busy year for theatre! I'm stoked. Seriously there are times that I contemplate becoming a stripper to pay for college. I would literally do anything to go to school...which is why I'm looking for a third job. Alright, time for another lifetime movie and some line-drilling. Also som

e split-drilling...I'm so close!!!! The night before Rachel, Andra, and I watched The Pregnancy Pact...which was by far the best overacting I've ever seen...full of creepy girls telling their boyfriends "We are going to be so happy. We are in love. We're having a baby." Hopefully I can find a movie equally as epic now...highly doubtful. Anyhow love love love! I'm going to start blogging regularly again.

Oh PS...I can't get enough Ke$ha...she's exactly how I like my pop stars...drunk. And GaGa is coming out with a new album soon. Born this way baby! She of course is an icon. Church nails for Mama Monster!

Haven't been dreaming as much lately...but we'll get back to interpreting soon I'm sure:)

Oh and I forgot to mention my New Years! So really super fast I'll say that it kicked ass! Eddie and I went to Seattle last minute and watched the Space Needle fireworks...we also saw 24 people get pulled over, a drug bust, and a group of guys just passing around a joint directly in front of us...oh and a very very drunk woman bumping Rihanna and touching herself...pretty sure she was arrested shortly after, if she didn't pass out first. It took over an hour to get back to the freeway but it was totally worth it. Rocked my sequin dress and ripped fishnets with redbull in hand...can' get much better than that:)

"If you don't have any shadows you're not in the light"

Night Bloggy:)